February 9th, 2009
Wayne Newton’s Three Laws
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We circled around this joke a few times before we finally got what we wanted, kind of like dogs looking for a good place to sleep. It’s undeniable that physics theories are funny. And in theory, Wayne Newton is funny. But an equal and opposite panty? That’s terrifyingly funny.
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By the by, if any of you are interested in catching up with dern and I we will be making our first appearance as a team this weekend at Katsucon. If you’ve never heard of Katsucon head on over to their site and check them out. Hope to see you there. Danke Schoen.








January 5th, 2010 at 11:36 pm
There’s an added funniness bonus that Wayne Newton’s last name is Newton.
November 16th, 2010 at 8:24 am
I went to high school with a guy that kind of looked like Wayne Newton. No lie!