January 26th, 2009
Never Forget Those Damn Dirty Apes
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Surely there’s some bizarre slash fanfic out there between Cornelius, Dr. Zaius and George. And it all started with a “Get your hands off of me, you damn dirty apes. No, wait a second.”
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Wait… what? Anyway, how does one forget something that hasn’t happened yet? Can I still forget the remake?
(oh and psst… today is dern’s birthday.)








January 26th, 2009 at 10:34 am
Awww, what’za matter? You didn’t like “Ape”raham Lincoln at the end?
Oh shit, Spoiler! My bad.
January 26th, 2009 at 10:41 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DERN!
March 24th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I want this as a T-shirt. Very, very much.
March 24th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
This is in fact the first Hello With Cheese shirt. If you’re going to Anime Expo in LA, Balticon, Otakon in Baltimore, CTCon, or Baltimore Comic-Con, you can buy one there. But before any of those shows, we’ll get the store up and running in the next three weeks.