I’m making this post with SCIENCE!

As part of a comedy of errors, we nearly missed getting this post up on time. First, the script was a late edition, because I almost didn’t realize it had to be a Jason comic. That’s just what we do on certain Fridays. Meanwhile, I’m on a plane to Reno. But Southwest is testing out $5 wifi on my plane, so this comic was uploaded at 28,000 feet somewhere above the… well, clouds.

So, Reno. I’m considering shooting a man, but then turning away before he dies. That way, he’s be in a quantum state of dying and not dying. I’m Schrödinger’s Cash.