Internet, you’re either going to love or nitpick today’s comic. Please tell me which when you can, and feel free to note where we might have missed something.
I will early on note that yes, there’s about a half dozen things that would have worked from the Harry Potter world, but we chose to keep it down to just one.

EDIT: For part 2 of the timeline, click here.
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