I’ve been wanting to get this comic up for some time. Old Oregon Trail is quite possibly the worst game with the most love. Probably because for a while there, it was the only game that you could play in class and call “learning.”

Therefore, it taught me these important things:

-Bears were once everywhere, until some insane pioneers shot every last one of them.
-They did not eat all the meat.
-They had dysentery.
-They took time to carve out stone headstones every time someone died.
-Fording rivers is awesome.

What it didn’t teach me was that there was always the Donner option.