Terry made it to Oregon
November 1st, 2010

Terry made it to Oregon

I’ve been wanting to get this comic up for some time. Old Oregon Trail is quite possibly the worst game with the most love. Probably because for a while there, it was the only game that you could play in class and call “learning.”

Therefore, it taught me these important things:

-Bears were once everywhere, until some insane pioneers shot every last one of them.
-They did not eat all the meat.
-They had dysentery.
-They took time to carve out stone headstones every time someone died.
-Fording rivers is awesome.

What it didn’t teach me was that there was always the Donner option.

^ 6 Comments...

  1. Lucas

    Great f—eryduck, I can’t believe that joke hasn’t been told in 35 years. Good catch.

  2. susannahdon

    Oh god i’m so ashamed i read this.

  3. Phil E. Drifter

    Did he died?

  4. Redwire

    I don’t get it.

  5. Willow

    Never played Oregon Trail?

  6. Bryan

    People in Oregon Trail tended to die of Dysentery. A lot. This is actually pretty funny.

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