November 1st, 2010
Terry made it to Oregon

I’ve been wanting to get this comic up for some time. Old Oregon Trail is quite possibly the worst game with the most love. Probably because for a while there, it was the only game that you could play in class and call “learning.”
Therefore, it taught me these important things:
-Bears were once everywhere, until some insane pioneers shot every last one of them.
-They did not eat all the meat.
-They had dysentery.
-They took time to carve out stone headstones every time someone died.
-Fording rivers is awesome.
What it didn’t teach me was that there was always the Donner option.








November 8th, 2010 at 12:34 am
Great f—eryduck, I can’t believe that joke hasn’t been told in 35 years. Good catch.
November 16th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Oh god i’m so ashamed i read this.
January 17th, 2011 at 9:16 pm
Did he died?
January 19th, 2011 at 1:52 pm
I don’t get it.
January 31st, 2011 at 11:01 pm
Never played Oregon Trail?
February 9th, 2011 at 2:11 pm
People in Oregon Trail tended to die of Dysentery. A lot. This is actually pretty funny.